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Paleo(ish) Chocolate Fudge/Mousse

vaysh:

Because I’m about to eat it for lunch and not a single fuck is being given.

1 ripe avocado

4-8 Medjool dates (Or any dates, really.  Depends on how sweet you want it)

Chocolate powder to taste (Start with 1 tablespoon and then add more)

Almonds

Cashew butter

Dash of salt

Slap the avocado and dates in a good quality food processor and blend till well combined and smooth.  Drop in chocolate powder and blend till combined.  

I like to also had about 1/2 to 1 full tablespoon of cashew butter and a few whole almonds along with a dash of salt.  I like the crunch of almond chunks as I nom this down, but you can always omit the almonds, salt, and cashew butter if you want.

Recipe for the almond/dates/chocolate portion nabbed from the internet somewhere.  I give thanks, internet poster.  I make and eat this stuff every other week, and it is wonderful.

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gastrogirl:

owl birthday cake.

TREASUREEEEE
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oooeygooeygoodness:

White Chocolate Bones
Ingredients:2 bars white chocolate36 pretzel sticks 2 cups marshmallows  
InstructionsMelt chocolate in microwave safe bowl. For each bone, press marshmallows onto both ends of a pretzel stick.
Dip each pretzel into the melted chocolate to coat it. Lift it out with a fork, letting the excess drip back into the bowl. Place the bone onto a sheet of waxed paper to set at room temperature.

oooeygooeygoodness:

White Chocolate Bones

Ingredients:
2 bars white chocolate
36 pretzel sticks
2 cups marshmallows
 

Instructions
Melt chocolate in microwave safe bowl. For each bone, press marshmallows onto both ends of a pretzel stick.

Dip each pretzel into the melted chocolate to coat it. Lift it out with a fork, letting the excess drip back into the bowl. Place the bone onto a sheet of waxed paper to set at room temperature.

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