HERE’S SOME MORE AVOCADO-RELATED DELICIOUSNESS.
- 1 AVOCADO (remove the pit and skin, asshole)
- 1 cup skim ricotta cheese
- 1 cup plain low-fat or nonfat Greek yogurt
- 3 tablespoons honey (or more if you’re really passionate about honey)
- 2 tablespoons finely grated orange zest (the peel, assholes. finely grate the outside of the peel. not the white stuff, that’s nasty.)
- 1 orange (only the insides, we already used the fucking peel for zest)
- 3/4 cup apple juice (quest your way to the highest percentage of apple without adding seeds)
- 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon (hulk smash)
PUREE THAT SHIT IN A BLENDER.
NOW POUR IT IN A CUP, DRINK IT DOWN, AND GO ON YOUR MERRY WAY TO BACKFLIP OUT WINDOWS AND CHALLENGE A FLIGHTLESS BIRD TO A MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT! WIPE ON, WIPE OFF, MOTHERFUCKERS!
THIS SHIT SERVES FOUR, OR ONE REALLY THIRSTY MAJESTIC ASSHOLE.
ohgOGD FUCK meE
(Source: willbik, via mexicanfoodporn)
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Aguachile de camarón para toda la banda que anda cruda!
You wake up… your bed sheets are all clammy and your head is pounding like a shitty Bieber song. Yes my friend, you are hungover. What do you do? Get some aguachile of course! This dish is considered by many, a life saver when it comes to those after party miserable hours.
The delicious shrimp (scallops are also used) are cooked thanks to the lime juice high acidity. Now, when I mean lime juice I mean: DRENCH THOSE FUCKERS!! (probably 5 to 6 limes), when it comes to spicyness, this is where you can custom your aguachile. If you want it very spicy and ready to wake you up then add several serrano peppers (5 or 6), if you want a little kick then just put a few (3/4). Cut some cilantro, cucumbers and red onions to add to the freshness of the dish. And finally top it off with some avocado.
If this dish doesnt tame your hangover…. well I guess you might have alcohol poisoning.
I need this right the fuck now.
Cooking guacamole #mexicanfoodporn #avocado #aguacate #delicious #food #foodporn (Taken with Instagram)
Tacos de mole (pollo en trozo) y guacamole
Mole tacos with guacamole
Photo:artisticdiscovery
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Tacos de camarón
Shrimp Tacos
Moist shrimp tacos are an art. I love love love how mexican have their take on seafood. While seafood done in the rest of the world is to die for as well… a good shrimp taco will make you stop for a bit and really understand how wonderful is to eat.
beautiful avocado
Para el botaneo, tostitos con camarones glaseados al chipotle y con guacamole
ohhh man if I have a party ill make these, Chipotle-Glazed Shrimp and Avocado Tostitos Scoops!®
RECIPE: HERE
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Sopa Azteca
Aztec Soup which is sauteed garlic, onions and tomatoes mixed with chicken soup and then its seasoned with epazote. Finally fried pieces of tortillas, avocado, crema and chipotle peppers
this is seriously making me want to cry
